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Feb 6, 2009. The Cameron House, Toronto.

This is an excerpt from a recent performance of "The Emergency Monologues" (written and performed by Morgan Jones Phillips) at the Cameron House, Toronto, Ontario. visit www.emergencymonologues.com

 

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The bottled water is sold out, but the beer fridge is full. People know water comes out of the taps, right?
So, I understand wear a mask, cough into your sleeve and use Kleenex, but what skin destroying zombie virus am I worried about in Japan?!?!
At the signpost up ahead, your next stop, The Sexy Zone. Not sure what this Tokyo subway ad is for, but the only English words are "sustainable development".
Lies!!!!
Chilling in Glasgow, Scotland
Here's an ambulance I saw in Tokyo. They used an old 30. No power lift or anything. I was disappointed. I thought Japan was in the future... Also, you should see Thrown To The Wolves on May 2 AND Emergency Monologues on May 6. Both at 8pm at Social C
Opened up the glucometer from the night guys to find this. OCD or student ?
Five dollars. Clearly, I’ve been over charging for myself...
If I’m going to lose, this is who I don’t mind losing to.
Nothing more satisfying than a glass of Glory Juice when it’s tapped fresh from the glory hole.
If you’re ever in Japan and have a hankering for Shoofly Pie or Scrapple, there’s a restaurant for you.
Looks like I’m at least Morgan 3, if I want a vanity plate...